Militant Lez by Daniel P Hudelson

Jazz
 

Words & Music by Rick "Pharquartt" Jennings
Instruments/Arr - Pharq

A song he wrote about Julie "Zobear"

So glad he asked me to do the vocal.

Lyrics

(1)
She was a MILITANT LESBIAN ACOUSTICAL CHICK & PARTIME BITCH
A librarian with P-chopping style
She drove the Loony Bin wild.
And if you step out of line,
She’ll write you up and charge you a fine.
(2)
She was that MILITANT LESBIAN ACOUSTICAL CHICK & PARTIME BITCH
So respectable, her hair in a bun.
I think that’s why they call her Hun.
And if you don’t wipe your shoes,

(bridge)
Well, nothing could be crueler
Than a 24” ruler when it’s wielded by her.
So don’t be making a ruckus
Or she’ll whip your little tookus and toss you right out on your ear.
She’s the judge, she’s the boss, and she’ll nail you to the cross.
If you can’t take the heat, you’ll be out on the street.
But when you get her on stage, that girl is the rage with her wicked acoustic guitar.
Keeps you tapping your feet, that girl don’t miss a beat.
Someday she’s gonna go far.
But for now, it’s the books, and the kids dirty looks.
She’ll go back to the joint and get right to the point.
(3)
Cuz she’s a MILITANT LESBIAN ACOUSTICAL CHICK & PARTIME BITCH
Dewy decimal is her language of love.
She rules the place with fisted glove.
So mind your P’s and your Q’s, and pay respect to where it is due.
Cuz if ya can’t get a clue, she’ll take her sword and chop you in two!