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Re: Techie forum

Postby jaymz » Mon Jan 26, 2009 6:55 pm

You TOP 100 PERCENT are a bunch of nerds.
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Re: Techie forum

Postby Stevo » Mon Jan 26, 2009 7:59 pm

And I thought I was geeky

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Re: Techie forum

Postby Jay » Wed Jan 28, 2009 8:03 am

SELECT COUNT(*) as "Dorks" FROM tblGeek WHERE isDork = true


Prunes!
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Re: Techie forum

Postby Krispy » Wed Jan 28, 2009 11:04 am

UPDATE Geeks INNER JOIN Audiorefugees ON Geeks.Name = Audiorefugees.Name SET Geeks.[Self-appointed status] = "Emerging Genius"
WHERE (((Audiorefugees.[Self image])="Dork"));
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Re: Techie forum

Postby jaymz » Wed Jan 28, 2009 4:59 pm

if you were using a true rdbms, you could lose that semi colon at the end!

AND...
GO
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Re: Techie forum

Postby Stevo » Wed Jan 28, 2009 6:38 pm

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Re: Techie forum

Postby Krispy » Wed Jan 28, 2009 7:18 pm

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Re: Techie forum

Postby cjdenecia » Wed Jan 28, 2009 7:29 pm

so troll ... getting what you need from this new forum or what?
you can't handle the truth.

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Re: Techie forum

Postby mistertroll » Wed Jan 28, 2009 7:59 pm

Keep your booger hook off the bang switch and nobody gets hurt.

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Re: Techie forum

Postby cjdenecia » Wed Jan 28, 2009 8:45 pm

it was really more of a SELECT joke ....


but if we can keep the geeks locked up here, we might can get some good penis jokes in elsewhere. sans the syntax.
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Re: Techie forum

Postby jaymz » Thu Jan 29, 2009 1:27 am

I hope my DBA never finds this forum.
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Re: Techie forum

Postby cjdenecia » Thu Jan 29, 2009 1:44 am

you can't handle the truth.

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Re: Techie forum

Postby zxyz » Tue Oct 27, 2009 5:11 am

So, what happened to this forum? I was gonna ask how many things can I hookup to my usb ports on my pc. I got a new printer coming in and I wanna connect my external maxtor harddrive at the same time. Is it gonna blow everything up when I connect several things at the same time?
Thanx,
-Steve
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Re: Techie forum

Postby cjdenecia » Tue Oct 27, 2009 9:10 am

you can't handle the truth.

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Re: Techie forum

Postby Peevette » Tue Oct 27, 2009 10:28 am

Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
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