jesus this is getting ugly ... it's like watching a night crawler (worm) take on a hawk in battle. or a shopping cart take on a hummer in a demolition derby. or a foothigh stack of pancakes try not to get eaten when put on a plate in front of diki ... (unfair ... he can't respond here - ok, sue me
anyway, seems like the least I could do to spare some blood would be to listen to the song .... I'll try to get 'round to that. there are some pressing crumbs under the dining table to be seen to though. and of course, the toenails. always the toenails. and then there's the standing guard over the neighborhood to make sure no stray dogs piss or poo on the sidewalks ... then, after all that is done, I swear I will.
unless saucy makes that first million before I get done. in which case, it'll cost him about 2K to get me to listen and say a word about it. me being the greatest song reviewer on the planet and all.
what was it I said earlier? oh yeah. EL O EL. god I wish I could twatter that to my facefart friends. EL O EL. even roxi can understand that it's a big step for me to even parody that thought. and he's stupiter than the clippings from my toenail. not quite as stupid as the dogshit but then, that's like his brainfood.
you can't handle the truth.
nor do you want to ...