Techie forum

[jaymz]

You TOP 100 PERCENT are a bunch of nerds.

[Stevo]

And I thought I was geeky

[Jay]

SELECT COUNT(*) as "Dorks" FROM tblGeek WHERE isDork = true

[Krispy]

UPDATE Geeks INNER JOIN Audiorefugees ON Geeks.Name = Audiorefugees.Name SET Geeks.[Self-appointed status] = "Emerging Genius"
WHERE (((Audiorefugees.[Self image])="Dork"));

[jaymz]

if you were using a true rdbms, you could lose that semi colon at the end!

AND...
GO

[Stevo]

[Krispy]

[cjdenecia]

so troll ... getting what you need from this new forum or what?

[mistertroll]

[cjdenecia]

it was really more of a SELECT joke ....


but if we can keep the geeks locked up here, we might can get some good penis jokes in elsewhere. sans the syntax.

[jaymz]

I hope my DBA never finds this forum.

[cjdenecia]

[zxyz]

So, what happened to this forum? I was gonna ask how many things can I hookup to my usb ports on my pc. I got a new printer coming in and I wanna connect my external maxtor harddrive at the same time. Is it gonna blow everything up when I connect several things at the same time?
Thanx,
-Steve

[cjdenecia]

[Peevette]